Thursday, January 20, 2011

42 ) What's Hipper than Sarcasm? Pbshshsh... Me, Doye!

hey have you heard of this really rad totally new band called The Black Keys that i've discovered just now, way before anyone else has ever heard of them? man, once everybody hears these guys they're gonna be all
Wow Thanks Bill for Hearing About This Crazy Good Music and Telling Us About It Like It's Been Your Precious Little Secret Forever But Now It's Loose and Can't Be Contained So You Might as Well Tell Everybody Who'll Listen That You've Seen Them a Dozen Times and Own Every Tour Shirt and Seven-Inch Single and They're All Stained and Worn Out Because You Love Them So Much But Nobody Else Ever Knew Until Now and We All Can Thank You for Finally Sharing It With Us Even Though You Privately Resent Its New-Found Popularity.
yep. that's gonna happen. people are gonna say that and i'm'a be like You're Welcome, Bitches. soak it in. eat it up. just like y'all eat up the Always Sunny and the Modern Family now. all thanks to meeeeeeeee.

so anyway, this is My Favorite Black Keys song and if anybody else tries to claim it then they suck and i said it first. cuz i'm ground floor with these cats. booyakasha!



hey maybe tomorrow i'll tell y'all about this super underground, ultra-esoteric new duo call HALL & OATES that's gonna own your asses in a hot minute. you heard it here first!!

LRV, b

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